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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! (Mammogram and Pap-smear)

Mammogram and Pap-smear today. Both painful experiences.

I took 2 Ativan and a Tramadol before I went to the appointments so I was very calm for the whole thing. But once the Tramadol wore off I was in pain. I will probably still be in pain tomorrow.

I don't have too much trouble with my tits being caught in a vise. It's the standing that kills me. By the time we finished getting all the pictures my legs had stopped working and I almost fell over trying to walk two steps to the chair. I may have to go to Sayre next year. They tell me Sayre can do them while you sit.

The Pap-smear is another matter. I was trying to think how to describe it to men. It's like anal sex without lube. I was bleeding afterward.

I was scheduled for 3pm but around 4pm my doctor came in and told me there was an emergency and she would be in later. I could hear some shouting in the hall but I don't know what it was about. I just put on my headphones and listened to my tunes while I waited. I think the Ativan really helped.

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