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Music About Genitalia

The Dyslexic Speedreaders performing "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon on Tom Green Live (big surprize there)



Lyrics to "My Dick"

We need that mic Tom
Andre Legacy came up with a hook
We're ready to start dancin'
We're ready to start dancin'

My dick, cost a late night fee
Your dick, got the HIV
My dick, plays on the double feature screen
Your dick, went straight to DVD

My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick, look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit, look like you're fourteen

My dick, locked in a cage (right)
Your dick, suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot its stolen
Your dick, look like Gary Coleman

My dick, pink and big
Your dick, stinks like shit
My dick, got a caesar doo
Your dick, needs a tweezer dude

My dick, is like supersize
Your dick, look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff (it needs work)

My dick, been there done that
Your dick, sit's there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit, needs I.D.

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick, need no introduction
Your dick, it don't even function
My dick, served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick, look like Mackauley Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'

My dick, bench pressed 350
Your dick, couldn't shoplift at thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippy

My dick, don't fit down the chimney
Your dick, is like a kid from the Philippine
My dick, is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick, parts the seas
Your dick, farts and quiefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick, got touched by your uncle

My dick, goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll up
My dick, grade a beef
Your dick, made a geek

My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said
Your dick, loves sweat

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus


Which inspired "My Puss" performed by Maureen and Angela, lyrics by Margaret Cho, Diana Yanez and Kurt Hall.
Music by Kurt Hall. Directed by Margaret Cho. Shot on location by Lorene Machado. Featuring Margaret Cho and Diana Yanez as Maureen and Angela, also starring Kurt Hall, Princess Farhana, Ian Harvie, Nancy Kissam, Vivian Marie Varela, and Kara Stephens, cameo by Gudrun (Margaret Cho's dog)



I think this is yet another example of how derivative work can be superior to the source material.

Lyrics to "My Puss"

This song goes out to our neighbor
Who we hate because they had our RV towed
You tell 'em Maureen
We hate you and we wrote this song for you
You Suck, You Suck, You Suck

My puss, look so fantastic
Your puss, smell like burned plastic
My puss, like it nice and rough
Your puss, got some bad dandruff
My puss, is so fine that I flaunt it
Your puss, is so old that it's haunted
My puss, make everybody horny
Your puss, look like Barny
My puss, won fifteen Tony's
Your puss, hang down to your knees
My puss, be pretty if it showed
Your puss, got it's own ZIP code
My puss, won the (fee for?) world cup
Your puss, make me sneeze and throw up
My puss. soft like velvet
Your puss, dead like Elvis

My peach, my clam, my cookie
Everybody want to get their hands on my cookie
Don't want a rookie (No!) getting all nervous
I just want a pro who can give me lip service

My peach, my clam, my cookie
Everybody want to get their hands on my cookie
Don't want a rookie (No!) getting all nervous
I just want a pro who can give me lip service

(You Suck)

My puss, is the best on the block
Your puss, invaded Iraq
My puss, gives a shout out
Your puss, a rolling black out
My puss, goes straight for the jugular
Your puss, gets ugly and uglier
My puss, filet Mignon
Your puss, a double coupon
My puss, is keepin' it real
Your puss, invented the wheel
My puss, angelic got a halo
Your puss, so hairy got an a-fro
My puss, is decked on in jewels
Your puss, run on fossil fuels
My puss, let (led?) me in Fantasia
Your puss, need euthanasia
My puss, fly first class
Your puss, just look like your ass
My puss, will go down in history
Your puss, needs a rinse with Listerine

My peach, my clam, my cookie
Everybody want to get their hands on my cookie
Don't want a rookie (No!) getting all nervous
I just want a pro who can give me lip service

My peach, my clam, my cookie
Everybody want to get their hands on my cookie
Don't want a rookie (No!) getting all nervous
I just want a pro who can give me lip service

My peach, my clam, my cookie
Everybody want to get their hands on my cookie
Don't want a rookie (No!) getting all nervous
I just want a pro who can give me lip service

My peach, my clam, my cookie
Everybody want to get their hands on my cookie
Don't want a rookie (No!) getting all nervous
I just want a pro who can give me lip service

(You Suck)

Why did you have to have our RV towed? What's wrong with you?
You don't own the street. You don't own the whole street
If you want to own the street why don't you move and buy a street
I am perfectly happy to move it, you just had to tell me. Why didn't you tell me...

Comments

hehehe funny stuff

The first one I sent you was in responce to this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
Those were amusing!
the lyrics you're missing are:

FIFA world cup

and

Lesbian fantasia