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"A tO Zzzz" by Boothby Graffoe



Why is YouTube the only place to listen to new music?

Ok, it's not the only place. But it is the only place I know of to listen to music on demand if I'm not familiar with the artist.

I first heard this song on Mitch Benn's Podcast. which is a great way to hear new musical humor.

"A tO Zzzz" by Boothby Graffoe

(*barking dog*)
(*mooing cow*)
How you gonna A if you aren't that bright
How you gonna B bop-a-lula
How you gonna C if you can't stand up
How you gonna D if you don't know
How you gonna E if you're everywhere
How you gonna F if they won't let you swear
How you gonna G force (*whoosh*)
How you gonna H if it hurts (*zap*)
How you gonna I if you've no insight
How you gonna J if your joint won't light
How you gonna K if you're knackered
How you gonna L if you're lacquered
How you gonna M if you're murdered
How you gonna N if you're not
How you gonna O if you Oh my god
How you gonna P if you've lost the plot
How you gonna Q if the Queen won't come
How you gonna R if your legs won't run
How you gonna S if you slide
How you gonna T if you're totaled
How you gonna U if you're underground
How you gonna V if you're very sorry
How you gonna W if you worry
How you gonna X if you're not Chinese
How you gonna Y I don't know
How you gonna Z if you can't sleep

(*bugle*)
(*helicopter*)
How you gonna Y I don't know
How you gonna Z if you can't sleep

How you gonna A if you're always angry
How you gonna B if your legs are bandy
How you gonna C if you got no eyes
How you gonna D if you "Duh!" (*ring*)
How you gonna E if your drugs don't come
How you gonna F if you forget
How you gonna G if you're gone
How you gonna H if there's no one home (*chicken clucking*)
How you gonna I if you still can't see
How you gonna J if you jumper
How you gonna K if you Kuala
How you gonna L if you lumper
How you gonna M if you're mooning
How you gonna N if you're nude
How you gonna O when you get too old
How you gonna P then
How you gonna Q if you got no line
How you gonna R if you got no rhyme
How you gonna S if you're slow
How you gonna T if you got no milk
How you gonna U like you usually do
How you gonna V if you got no view
How you gonna W Bush
Who you gonna X now he's not here
How you gonna Y I don't know
How you gonna Z if you can't sleep
(*police sirens*)
How you gonna Y I don't know
How you gonna Z if you can't sleep
(*saxiphone and trumpet*)
(We're sorry the number you have dialed is not in service at this time.)
How you gonna A when it's armageddon
How you gonna B when the beast comes beggin'
How you gonna C when the Christ child calls (*doorbell*)
How you gonna D when you're dead
How you gonna E when it never eases
How you gonna F when it freezes over
How you gonna G when the goat comes
How you gonna H when it's hell (*banjo*)
How you gonna I in the ice age
How you gonna J you Judas
How you gonna K if you're special
How you gonna L when it's all laid bare
How you gonna M in the melt down
How you gonna N when it's nigh
How you gonna O dear
How you gonna P when you're on the pyre
How you gonna Q when it's all to quick
How you gonna R when your laid to rest
How you gonna S in the silence (*pause*)
How you gonna T when you fail the test
How you gonna U ungrateful bastard
How you gonna V if you didn't vote
How you gonna W wallaby
How you gonna eXistentially
How you gonna Y I don't know
How you gonna Z if you can't sleep

How you gonna Y I don't know
How you gonna Z if you can't sleep
(*child laughing*)

Comments

What a great song.

I've just been Googling for the lyrics, and this seems to be the only page on the internet that has them! Thanks :)
You are very welcome. I couldn't find the lyrics either so I transcribed them myself.