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Pain!

My right leg started hurting this evening. Both the hip and knee. I haven't had this much pain since the time my left knee went and I got J to take me to the hospital. Ok it doesn't hurt quite that much. But that might be because now I know what is wrong and I'm not late for work. Knowing that I don't have to move if I don't want to helps. But when I try to move my right leg I scream in pain. When I don't try to move it it's just a dull ache. I can actually stand on it and walk. I hope it feels better tomorrow.

By Hyperbole and a Half's standards I would rate my pain as a 6 (Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.) As opposed to the 10 I felt when I got J to take me to the Hospital.



0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don't know why I'm even here.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
3: This is distressing. I don't want this to be happening to me at all.
4: My pain is not fucking around.
5: Why is this happening to me??
6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.
7: I see Jesus coming for me and I'm scared.
8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.
9: I am almost definitely dying.
10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.
11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
Too Serious For Numbers: You probably have ebola. It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

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Booo, pain!

Can you do some kind of weather spell to get us some sunshine? A warm breeze would make EVERYBODY feel better.

Re: Booo, pain!

I'm getting big fluffy flakes of snow right now, I would feel better about this if it wasn't on top of rain. At least it looks pretty.

My new living room lamp is as bright as daylight. I'm quite liking it.
Yike! Can you do anything about it or take any effective painkillers? Sounds awful!

BTW, I've always thought that chart makes much more sense than the one the hospital gives you.
Thank you. It seems to be taking care of itself.