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Why isn't this in the regular news

I mean, really, these are basically accurate news articles why are they in The Onion and not the regular news?

Muscleman Put in Charge of Worlds Fifth-Largest Economy
SACRAMENTO, CA—Political observers are struggling to understand exactly how, on Oct. 7, Arnold Schwarzenegger, an Austrian-born, movie-star muscleman with no political experience, was elected to govern the state of California, the world's fifth-largest economic region.

CIA-Leak Scapegoat Still At Large
WASHINGTON, DC—A White House administration official who can be blamed for leaking the identity of CIA officer Valerie Plame to the press remains at large, White House officials announced Monday.

I couldn't sleep so I'm up doing this.

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