Lady Sheherazahde's Journal

Religion is not a business but churches are. That is why it is important to understand the difference between religions and churches.

I was just catching up on Eureka season 2 and the DVD had a series of useful PSAs



You can watch all 7 PSAs on the Eureka web site:
Creating a pet for the family? Don't make it a carnivore.
Building a robot? Follow instructions carefully.
Is someone you know trying to create a black hole? Tell an adult.
Gadgets can be fun. But if you don't know what something does, don't push it's buttons.
Leave your work at the office. Nothing tears apart a town like mutation.
Mistakes are human. Hooves are not. Don't change your appearance at a cellular level.

Then same ad with different endings.

Protect your chicken from Dokken


Don't protect your chicken from Dokken

Simon's Cat In his very own book

shapeshft sent me this. It is just so cute!

Every episode of Star Trek

"What's the Point?" A Punctuation Parable
Posted by juanoclock in puns

Especially in this period, let us not dash off without forgetting, how, in a parking lot, following a question, Mark pulled his braces with his thumbs, and rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet, made the following apostrophe: “Oh, Exclamation! Point thou at me? Thy feeble quotation marks an end not for me but an en—dash it all.” Forgetting where he was, suddenly he felt rather commatose—and a bit weak in the colon as well--and nearly had a stroke. Fortunately, he grasped a pair of brackets on a parked semi (colon still a bit weak, solidus squishing about) and came to a full stop on the running board. What happened next ellipses me, but you must keep in mind that I heard this all from Esther, who, when I met her, was eating a carrot out on the high fen. The trouble is that one who trusts Esther risks not getting the complete story. Someone really ought to put a bullet through her.

Well, anyway, that's my pared and thetical response to the whole issue...

(via zimarra)
Medieval helpdesk with English subtitles

10' albino python gets into weatherman's shorts during live broadcast.



I needed a good laugh

I want a bidet!

Now, I thought this article was funny. Juxtaposing the stereotype of the angry black man demanding change from strangers with the reality of Barack Obama. But I also find it somewhat worrisome. Is it a bad idea to associate Obama with this image even in jest? Some people just wont get the joke. But I suppose those people wouldn't be voting for him anyway.

"Shalom Bitch! Time to get Rabbinical on your ass!"
"No Way!"
"Yahweh!"

[funnier if you actually watch the video]
[my video embeds keep disappearing!]


My favorites are the Blue Rabbi (eating bacon) and the Green Rabbi (Irish Catholic- as proved by the accent, beer, and crossing himself :-)

The fundamental difference between Cat people and Dog people:
Cat people will watch this and say "Yes! They really are like that. And we love them."
Dog people will look at us like we are crazy and say "If you know that cats are like that why don't you get a dog?"

I'm voting Goldwater Miller '08